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Chapter Two
By the Illustrious DanZero
At Capper Central
DanZero, MedusaD, and Gray Zombie pore over hours and hours of late night TV, finding
out more about their enemy, the K.O.R. Almost everyone in the infomercial community is
represented.
Meanwhile, Tolstoy and Hobbes try to get more information about the mysterious *Son of
Kortac*, Little Joe.
The Cappers also train by using a method DanZero devised call the "G File." In
House Of The Dead 2, Agent "G" gives the other agents a book with
weak points of all the boss characters. Using this method, the Cappers will analyze the
weak point of the K.O.R., and think of possible ways to exploit them.
They also train long and hard in the arts of fighting, and of course capping.
When they are complete, they return to the main control room.
"Welcome back, Cappers." Tolstoy greets them. "I have a new capper who will
join us in the fight against the K.O.R."
The 3 cappers look at each other. "New Capper?"
"Behind you."
"Hey guys!"
DanZero turns back first. "Amon!" he screams.
"Geez, not so loud, DZ!" says Amon.
"I'm sure you're familiar with Amon?" says Tolstoy.
"Yes, I am, so is Gray and Medusa! He has multiple Capper handles!"
"Not just that, DanZero, I can also turn into many forms!" says Amon.
"Give us a demonstration." says Tolstoy.
"Sure thing." says Amon. He then proceeds to turn into Backg_Amon. A backgammon
board appears. DanZero
pulls up a chair and starts to play. He rolls the dice. "Hey, watch the eyes,
Zero!"
DanZero gets up, scared. "Whoa! The dice are his eyes?"
Amon turns back. "That's right, Danno."
DanZero proclaims "This is great! With his shapeshifter abilities, they will be put
to good use against K.O.R.!"
He turns around, and notices Amon gone again. In the corner, he sees a bottle of ammonia.
He goes over to it, picks it up, and says,
"Hey Tolstoy, since when did we have Ammonia here?"
"Put me down!" the bottle says.
DanZero drops it, the liquid gets all over the floor.
"Oh, let me guess. Amon_ia?"
"Precisely." says Amon as he de-liquefies.
Gray says, "Enough joking around. We must get to the Old Sci-Fi building on the
outskirts of the city!"
"He's right!" says Medusa. "We got to get going!"
"Ok, guys. But how we do we get there?" asks Dan.
"Um, guys? Forget about me so soon?" says Amon.
"Of course, Amon. What are you gonna do, turn into a Cessna or something?"
"Sure, just wait for me to get outside."
"Cool!"
The 4 go outside, and Amon is now an Amonplane.
"Climb aboard!" says Amon.
"Uh, can we trust you?" asks Gray.
"You have *nothing* to worry about. I'm equipped with the latest safety
features."
"And they all have "Amon" in them, right?" says Dan, sarcastically.
"Enough, guys! Get in!" yells Medusa.
"Ok, D."
The Amonplane starts up, and they stop a mile before the Sci-Fi building.
The Desert before the Sci-Fi building
The four get in a sort of a huddle, discussing an attack plan.
"Ok, guys, weapons check." says Dan. "Decapitato...check!"
"Underwear, check!" says Gray.
"Screaming Reamer, check!" says Medusa.
"Um...Amonster_a_GoGo?" says Amon quizzingly.
"Well, you can create anything you want, Amon, duh!" says DanZero. In that case
then, you can get on the roof, then, and fight your way down." "Go with
Gray."
"I'll go with Medusa."
"Ok, Dan." says Gray. "You'll be going underground?"
Dan says, "Yes. I think the parking garage might be a prime location to check out.
But to avoid detection..."
"Aren't you prepared for *anything*?" says Amon.
"Well, hehehe, I was hoping that you would sort of dig me a path through there?"
Dan says embarrassingly.
Amon sighs. "Very well." He turns into an Amole, and digs a path for the mile's
length underground, and then goes back to the starting point to take Gray up to the roof.
At the hole
DanZero is with Medusa.
"Are you sure this is the best way to attack?" asks Medusa, concerned.
"Well, it's better this way, so if we trigger the security systems, they will have to
take longer to find us. Just in case, get your weapon ready."
"Ok, Dan." says Medusa.
At the Roof
Amon with Gray.
"So, are you as good a shapeshifter as you are a capper?" asks Gray.
"Well, we're about to find out. A capper can't get by with just his rugged good looks
alone." says Amon.
Gray laughs. "True. Ok, I think we'll be safe for the first few floors, but anything
can happen, so be alert."
"Ok." says Amon. "We better check in with the others."
"Good idea, Amon." Gray uses the communicator. "Capper Team Gray-mon"
calling "Capper Team D-n-D."
"Yeah, Gray, are you situated and ready?" said Dan.
"Yes, Dan."
"Ok, remember guys, there is no turning back now. Remember the K.O.R's weak points,
and flaunt them, and whatever you do, HAVE FUN!"
"You're the boss, Dan."
Meanwhile, at the K.O.R's central control, red lights flash, a warning siren sounds.
"My BluBlocker sunglasses detected enemy presence in the underground sector and on
the roof of this very building!"
"DAMMIT! Those Cappers have found us!" says Little Joe. "Deploy the Kult Of
Redundancy immediately! Make sure they have their products with them
AT ALL COSTS!"
"Yes, Sir!"
"Very well. You want to have fun, Cappers? I'll have fun too." Little Joe
laughs.
To Be Continued
(Gee, I hope Hoss and Ben Kortacwright don't show up)