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Part Three
By MSTieLyn
GlitterRock sat in front of the cliff, thinking why MSTieLyn seemed so unkind lately. Usually she is very polite and quiet. Not knowing why, he wanted to go explore the lake for a bit by himself. He walked towards the tents and found DanZero, medusaD and Gray Zombie sitting down and discussing what Mc Nuggets are really made out of. “Hey, guys, I’m going to take the boat and cruise around the lake for a bit. I’ll be back in a little bit.“
“Don’t run into Lyn, man, is she ever having a bad
morning!” Gray said.
“I have never seen her like this before, it’s very strange,
but she *still* is a teenager, so I guess we can’t really blame her.” Dan said.
“Ah the splendid teenage years, raging and mixed-up
hormones.” medusa quipped.
“Well, see you guys later.” Glitter said chuckling.
After figuring out the boat’s controls, he took off and headed
towards the mainland. Glitter decided against going too far since he is not familiar with
the area, maybe within a couple miles and keep near the shores.
He was away from the island for a couple minutes when he saw a really
old cottage on the mainland. It look deserted but there was one tiny boat tied to the
dock. He was going to keep going until he heard a woman’s voice screaming from
within. Curious he neared the dock in front of it, tied it to a post and got out.
*******
“Hahahaha! Looks like your ‘friends’ never made it! Now
because of your misplaced trust in them, it will result in your death! Pity really. A real
pity.” the Commander scoffed at Lyn.
Lyn couldn’t do or say anything except nervously look at him with
his gun pointed towards her, ready to pull the trigger. She just stood there and waited
for the inevitable.
All of a sudden, Glitter charged through the front door, “Did
someone order a ‘hero-saving-the-damsel-in-distress’ with extra charm and wit,
and hold the anchovies?”
Lyn, seeing that the Commander confused by the ruckus, took her gun and
aimed for him. She fired at him, right after he regained his senses back and dodged her
shot.
He dove right behind a small table and flipped it over for a shield,
then began his rampage on both the cappers.
“Wow, that is really, really original! Uh, Mr. John Wayne,
isn’t it?” Glitter shouted to the Commander over the exchange of gunfire.
“Oh why don’t you just shut up and let me kill you!!”
the Kortac Commander bellowed.
Glitter and Lyn both lunged towards the back of the couch for a screen
from the shower of shots. “So how did you get over here so quickly?!? Without the
boat for that matter?!?” Glitter asked looking at Lyn terribly confused.
“I was on my way back to the island to warn you that I have a body
double to find out information for the Kortac!”
“No wonder! You seemed really mean to all of us and you had tons
of eyeliner on!” Glitter said, placing the pieces together.
A shot went pass both their heads and they heard laughing from the
Kortac as he almost got them. Lyn stood up and saw him still laughing, and her fists
tightened as her teeth were clenching at the sight. She walked towards him and he made no
effort to try shoot her again.
The Commander finally looked up at her, “It’s still too late,
MSTieLyn! Vask must have the information we need by now and it will be on its way to our
base! Accept defeat! If you wouldn’t have to try to defend yourself and your friends,
death would have been quick and painless!”
Lyn growled, “Just because you think you’ve won, just means
the crap has just begun!” Without thinking twice, she raised her gun and shot him.
Glitter stared at her with huge eyes and then with a baffled look,
“WHAT?!?”
She looked back at him, “Oh, it’s from a, heh, a Filter
song.”
“Ah, well nevermind, we must get back to the campsite and make
sure that the other hasn’t gotten the location!” They were both in the boat
before you could say ‘Richard Basehart’ five times really fast.
In minutes, they were back at the island, the other cappers were
flabbergasted that Lyn was with Glitter. “Come on!!” Glitter cried to them and
as he and Lyn ran towards the beach. They stood up and followed them, not having a clue of
what was going.
*******
“So where exactly is Capper Central?” Lyn asked Mystic as she
was very close to his face. She tried to put the biggest smile on for him. “You know,
tell me if I was visiting and I wanted to find it by myself.”
“Um, well I’m not really sure if I would ever really, uh,
tell a visitor because you can’t go handing information like that around.”
Mystic Cobra said as Lyn grew awkwardly close to him.
“Aw, come on! Pretend!” Lyn said and without notice, reached
over and kissed him smack on the lips.
Surprised, Mystic started to say “Okay, well all you do is . .
“
“MC, get away from him!!” a voice cried out from the
direction of the campsite.
He turned to see Lyn being trailed by the other cappers, and he looked
in front of him and saw Lyn. “What in the stale cheese balls is going on
here?!?”
Abruptly, the Lyn in front of tore off a mask and wig and revealed a
Kortac. “I am here to find the loca . . “
“Yeah, yeah, yeah!!” Lyn yelled at him, “Then you get to
squish all of the cappers after you find out where we are and then woo-hoo, no more
problems! Sorry but you’re outnumbered and oh, that shade you‘re wearing? Really
makes you look like a two dollar hooker!”
“Oh yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck!! I kissed a . . Kortac?!?” Mystic
yelled as he cleared from Vask and reached for his gun, quickly pointing it at Vask.
“You know she’s right, there’s no use in fighting!”
Dan shouted to Vask.
Medusa turned to Gray, “Have we ever took a Kortac hostage
before?”
“No I don’t think so.” Gray replied.
Vask then bolted towards a close by tree and hid behind it, while
firing at the cappers. Immediately another fight broke out and the Kortac soon found out
that he may not win this battle. He lifted his weapon out for the cappers to see and
dropped it. “Okay, I am going to surrender now. Please just don’t shoot
me!”
“Since we are the good guys, we would never shoot an unarmed
enemy.” Dan said.
“Let’s go back to the tents and find out what to do with him
from Tolstoy.” Gray commented.
Dan, Lyn, and Gray walked towards the campsite as Vask was walking
behind them and medusa, Mystic and Glitter were following him. Vask kept looking at Lyn
with rage in his eyes and thinking “Without her, this mission would have been a
complete success. I must have one last chance to stop them and get my needed info.”
Without warning, a scream erupted from the captured Kortac and he
lunged
towards Lyn with all of his teeth bearing. Lyn turned in horror, heard a shot and then saw
him slump towards the ground. Behind him was Glitter, who had his gun out and was looking
at Vask. He turned to her, “He almost got you!”
Lyn ran to him and gave him a big hug, “Thank you so much, that is
twice in one day you have saved me!!”
Glitter started to blush, “It was nothing really. I know you would
have done the same thing for me!”
“I would?” Lyn asked and he frowned, “I’m just
kidding! Of course I would!” She turned to the others, “I would do anything to
help any of you! I know this sounds corny and mushy but can I have a group hug
here?!?”
The others looked at each other and gave in. The all merged into one
huge hug. When it broke out, medusa said, “Well at least we still have one night left
out here!”
*******
“I can’t believe that the weekend is already over! I never
even got to catch any fish!!” Gray said.
“The weekend would have went by slower only if the Kortac
wouldn’t have found us!” Mystic said.
“Still I think it was pretty fun out here, way out in the
wilderness and all.” Glitter commented.
“Also I never have to go back into that frigid water again!”
medusaD stated.
“Oh yeah, what if I were to pick you up right now and toss you
in?” Dan said nudging her.
“*You* wouldn’t dare!” she retorted.
Lyn then strode up to the waiting cappers. “Is that everything
then? None of you have forgotten anything have you? Cause I don’t wanna turn this
boat around half way back to the boat launch cause you forgot a sock, a pair of underwear
or something.”
They all answered, “No Lyn.”
“Good, now we can go back and defend the Earth from the scum of
universe. Well you know on regular time because this was supposed to be our
vacation!”
The other cappers all looked at each other and started laughing.
“Well let’s go, last one in the boat is a chonker!” Lyn
yelled as she jumped into the boat and turned to see the others still on land.
“Lyn, what *is* a chonker?!?” Mystic asked.
“Oh, it means a ‘screwed up person’, like Deadly
Ringer.”
Immediately, they all jumped into the boat, almost causing it to tip.
“Okay, lets go back to Capper Central!!”
(if you would like to know where Capper Central is, send a
SASE
w/ $20 to MSTieLyn, Int‘l Falls, MN, 56649. Sorry no COD‘s)
The End